Star Wars Encourages Witchcraft and Atheism



1. The Force (Witchcraft):

In the Star Wars movies the Jedis have what they call “the force”. This allows them to control objects around them and tellimunicate. The main antagonist Luke even talks to his master Obie-One-Kanobi who is dead.

Witchcraft is condemned by God and all those who practice witchcraft are sent to hell so Jedis are evil.

All the children that say they want to be Jedis might as well just say that they want to burn in hell.

2. Promotes Incest:

Luke and Leiah may be having premarital intercourse and they even kiss.

Then the audience finds out that Luke and Leiah were actually brother and sister.

Many confused people felt that incest was okay and that to be a Jedi they must also kiss they’re sister. This is bad because Incest will cause birth defects such as extra arms and legs and heads.



3. Atheistic Science and RFID Illuminati Chipping:

Luke has his arm chopped off by Darth Vader and has it replaced by a robot arm.

Many obsessed Star Wars fans also cut off their own arms to be just like Luke.
Hospitals were probably packed full of severely wounded Star Wars fans after the Empire Striking Back movie was released.

Star Wars Fans also think that RFID chipping is wonderfull because they can now be part robot like Luke. RFID chips are the Mark of the Beast prophesied in the Bible so Star Wars fans are satanic.

Star Wars fans need to repent for their sins or they will burn in hell.



What Do You Think About Star Wars?
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Comments (284)

  • Anonymous

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    I think the person who writes these is the evil one. God is good and kind, this is anything but. If I were God I would be ashamed of the author of these

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  • Anonymous

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    May the force be with you guys. We’re all gonna need it with the idiot who wrote this walking around.

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  • eloise

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    Naturally the first thing I did when I saw it was cut my arm off. Then had sex with my sister. Im just that dedicated.

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  • Anonymous

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    Children cutting off their own arms… How high are you?

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  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

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    Who’s Obie-One Kenobi? I must meet him sometime.

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  • Anonymous

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    …….seriously? I have heard the “Jedis use magic” one before, but only by very strict christians. The incest thing is just down right retarded though

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  • uglymartian

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    lol

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  • Lucifer

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    I AM A MAIL AND I HAVE YOU’RE COPIERIGHT RECORDEAD.

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  • Athiest.

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    Starwars promotes atheism? good.

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  • Dipshit

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    NOT ONE PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD HAS EVER CUT THEIR ARM OFF BECAUSE OF STAR WARS, IT IDIOTS LIKE U THAT MAKE UP THE RETARD POPULATION!

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  • Nick

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    This is Funny. I am a Christian and a Star Wars fan! It is just a movie.

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  • Anonymous

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    i read this article with a serious face, i saw a star wars advert halfway through and i loled

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  • A Real Person

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    Let me tell you one thing, I can’t stand these types of Christians. I guarantee you if there is such a thing as a torment place your god created, you will be the very first to :D !

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  • Your Mom.

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    I would ask for your IQ, but I’m afraid fractions wouldn’t count.

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  • Relatable

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    I can understand why the authors of this site think that the littlest detail of any form of media can tempt someone over to the dark side. After all, their desperation to get to heaven can often lead to extreme circumstances. Seriously though, not everyone on the planet is as blind as the traditional Church follower.

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  • Anonymous

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    Wow… This website just condemns every possible person or idea. Really…?

    This is complete and utter bullshit!

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  • Anonymous

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    Luke and Leiah may be having premarital intercourse and they even kiss.
    sounds like a 3 year old wrote that

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  • Anonymous

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    I find this dumb from dub step to insulting star wars what’s next the minions from despicable me are demons

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  • Anonymous

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    wow every time I read something on this website I think ” that was the dumbest thing ive ever read” then I read another and its even worse

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    • proudathiest

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      i know its like there just isnt a limit to their sheer stupidity

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      • Leobonucci19

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        cut off there arm to be JUST LIKE LUKE!!!BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!THATS GOLD!!!

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