The 8 Most Satanic Pokemon


Pokemon (AKA Pocket Monsters) is clearly satanic in that it promotes animal violence, demonism, science, and homosexuality. Rather than do a large article about these topics though we decided to create a list of 8 blatantly satanic Pokemon and why they are evil.


Here is the list of 8 Satanic and Evil Pokemon Monsters:

8. Alakazam

Look at the shape of his head! It is the exact shape of a pentagram.
It is also a Psychic Pokemon and encourages the practice of Witchcraft.



7. Hypno

This Pokemon apparently lures and kidnaps young children. Look it up!



6. Pikachu

The shape of Pikachus tail is the exact shape of the “Satanic Z”.
Sublimal satanic imaging directed at young children at it’s finest.



This Pokemon also evolves into a rather feminine looking pokemon called Raichu.
This may cause children to think that by changing their gender that may gain superpowers.




5. Aerodactyl

This Pokemon is a Dinosaur and Evolves from a Fossil.
True Christians know that the dinosaurs were put on earth by Satan in order to Deceive us.



4. Gengar

This Pokemon is a Ghost. The idea of Ghosts goes against the teachings of God because Ghosts are souls that are not in Heaven or Hell. Gengars head also is a Pentagram.



3. Charizard

This Pokemon like many other evolves from something much weaker and smaller.
Evolution is not real and goes against the teachings of God.
Anything that goes against the teachings of God is Satanic therefore Pokemon is Satanic.



2. Mewtwo

Mewtwo was apparently created in an experiment. This is satanic because it was created by something other than God and only God is allowed to create life. The scientists who created Mewtwo are attempting to be Gods by creating life.





And the most satanic pokemon is:


1. Ho-Oh

Ho-Oh is rainbow colored which is prominently used by Homosexuals.
This Pokemon is encouraging children to be Gay.

It is also an extremely powerful and rare Pokemon so children may think that by becoming homosexuals that they will also become powerful and special as well.




What Do You Think About The Blatant Satanism In Pokemon?
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Comments (440)

  • Anonymous

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    Can”t tell if joke or not.

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  • xD

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    xD this is so funny LOL

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  • hithere

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    ROFL
    This has to be some kind of joke. Not just this article, but this website as a whole.

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  • Bug

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    OMG, I’m a caterpillar and I’m going to transform, I mean “evolve” into another thing. THIS MEANS I’M A POKEMON, AND I’M EVIL!!! Butterfly’s are EVIL!!!!

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  • Anonymous

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    I really hope that this is a joke.

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  • Febo

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    This is a joke website right ?! I cannot believe people still think stupid stuff like that!! Dinosaurs put on earth by satan to deceive us!? Archaid stupidity!

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  • Wascopirate

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    Ho-oh is promoting homosexuality because of the rainbow? Wasn’t the rainbow given to us by God as a promise?

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  • James

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    Wow however wrote this article is an idiot
    Raichu’s can be either male or female
    The Z on pikachu tail goes to japanese folklore of an electric mouse saving a houman ( wow really do some research)
    The star on kadabra’s head is not a pentagram. Pentagrams have a circle around them
    Mewtwo is not a satanic either. To create means to make something out of nothing. Mewtwo was cloned from mew, an already created being, therefore the scientist did not “create ” mewtwo
    hypno alright ill give you that one but the other pokemon listed is a failed attempt of some religious nut to get people to give money to his or her church

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  • James

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    This is…I can’t even… Wow. Just wow. The only thing you guys are “illuminating” is your own incredibly vast stupidity. I am a christian and I stand firm in my faith and I am against satanism but this is NOT satanic! It’s a cartoon for children for goodness sake! The only people who think that Pokemon is satanic are people who haven’t watched the show but have only seen certain images that, when over-analyzed, look minutely disturbing. Your footer says that these are all opinions and theories so you obviously don’t stand firm in your own faith. You state these opinions as facts and rarely give support for then but even when you DO your facts are incorrect or are blatant lies! You target young adults and children, spreading your legalistic and controlling doctrine so how are you any better then the alleged satanist creators of Pokemon? You aren’t. You are allowed to share your opinions and conjecture and I believe God calls us to listen in love and not judge too quickly. But you have stated your opinion as fact and you have no support so if you have any respect for yourself or other human beings then take down this site and rewrite it from the ground up with that in mind. Otherwise, keep your “opinions” to yourselves.

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  • Boiiiiii

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    Your a stupid bitch and god will send you to hell to burn with the rest of the physcopaths like you and you probably take it in the ass

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  • paul

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    HAHAHAHAHAH gotta love random joke pages like dis sheet

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    • Ukulele uk,huh m n b. z. UkukG

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      You FUCKING DIPSHIT! BEING GAY isn’t bad!,M!!!

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