The 8 Most Satanic Pokemon


Pokemon (AKA Pocket Monsters) is clearly satanic in that it promotes animal violence, demonism, science, and homosexuality. Rather than do a large article about these topics though we decided to create a list of 8 blatantly satanic Pokemon and why they are evil.


Here is the list of 8 Satanic and Evil Pokemon Monsters:

8. Alakazam

Look at the shape of his head! It is the exact shape of a pentagram.
It is also a Psychic Pokemon and encourages the practice of Witchcraft.



7. Hypno

This Pokemon apparently lures and kidnaps young children. Look it up!



6. Pikachu

The shape of Pikachus tail is the exact shape of the “Satanic Z”.
Sublimal satanic imaging directed at young children at it’s finest.



This Pokemon also evolves into a rather feminine looking pokemon called Raichu.
This may cause children to think that by changing their gender that may gain superpowers.




5. Aerodactyl

This Pokemon is a Dinosaur and Evolves from a Fossil.
True Christians know that the dinosaurs were put on earth by Satan in order to Deceive us.



4. Gengar

This Pokemon is a Ghost. The idea of Ghosts goes against the teachings of God because Ghosts are souls that are not in Heaven or Hell. Gengars head also is a Pentagram.



3. Charizard

This Pokemon like many other evolves from something much weaker and smaller.
Evolution is not real and goes against the teachings of God.
Anything that goes against the teachings of God is Satanic therefore Pokemon is Satanic.



2. Mewtwo

Mewtwo was apparently created in an experiment. This is satanic because it was created by something other than God and only God is allowed to create life. The scientists who created Mewtwo are attempting to be Gods by creating life.





And the most satanic pokemon is:


1. Ho-Oh

Ho-Oh is rainbow colored which is prominently used by Homosexuals.
This Pokemon is encouraging children to be Gay.

It is also an extremely powerful and rare Pokemon so children may think that by becoming homosexuals that they will also become powerful and special as well.



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Comments (625)

  • Has Read the Bible

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    So you have a countdown saying Jesus will return on Christmas day this year.
    But in Matthew 24:36 it says, “But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.”
    So if you claim to know when Jesus is returning, you are claiming to be God. Which would make you a false prophet and a blasphemer.

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  • Anonymous

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    You, are, terrible! You ridicule your religion by making such arbitrary statements! If you really believe there is any shape or form of Satanism in Pokemon, then you are probably mentally unstable/unhealthy aswell and you’re probably more of a bigot then the West Babtist Church members.

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    • anonymousmystery

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      my dad and STEP-MOM are jehova fucking wittnesses. my mom and MY STEP-DAD are not. so i play pokemon at my mom’s.

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  • Anonymous

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    How on earth is gengar’s head shaped like a pentagram? look at a picture of him. It’s not even close to a pentagram. And, I’m not homosexual, but you can’t say that rainbows are a direct link to homoseuality. That is insanely stereotypical, and much worse then the idea of Aerodactyl evolving from a fossil.

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  • anonymousmystery

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    what the f*** is wrong with you? dinosaurs were put on the earth by god, gengar is just a ghost…. nothing wrong with that. ho-oh displays god’s promise to never flood the earth again, mewtwo is like, well, the future. he was made by scientists who study the art of cloning. let’s say he was a robot. a lot of people believe evolution. I believe we came from apes or something because they can grip things like humans can. the have hands and feet. my cousin has one and it can eat with a fork and spoon. (tamed, of course). and that is a kyogre card and not Pikachu. raichu may look feminine, but he can be a female Pikachu turned into raichu by the thunderstone.

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  • amman ghani

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    Even I as a Muslim understand that this goes against the teachings of islam aswelll, but as for ‘ho-oh’ I am sure there are better reasons for it to be satanic.

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  • Anonymous

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    Ok this just pissed me who ever did this is a dipshit cause a pentagram is a symbol of protection and life not staten a devils gate is the word your looking for

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  • anonymousmystey

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    f u. pokemon is about helping injured pokemon, become best friends, and put your life on the line for your friends and enemies.

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  • Anonymous

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    Hays ho- oh gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

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  • Whaaaaaaat!

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    When male pokemon evolves it stays male. He jist becomes stronger. And saying that Charizard is satanic because of evolution! Then every pokemon who evolves is satanic. And how a child will look at Ho-oh and say “Oh, I’m gay.” Like being gay is a choice. And it’s awful that people like you think so. I just can’t live on this planet. Bye fucked up planet.

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    • Whaaaaaaat!

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      Just*

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  • WHAT???

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    Firstly, almost everything in this article is wrong and secondly, I’m pretty sure the rainbow was used by God to symbolize peace

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  • Sam

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    Have you ever read something so outlandish that you can’t tell if it’s a joke or the author is just a lunatic? Well this article is one of em. Also you must really hate America for supporting equal rights for women.

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  • Pikachu

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    :’(

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  • Sherako

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    Just wondering… How would a kid lets say… 5 or 6 years old make the connection between a giant bird and homosexuality? And if God made all life and if only he could create life then how is being gay a sin?

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    • Maito

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      OMG YES

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  • Anonymous

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    gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

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  • Pudoo Pate

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    u sayin wat u son of basterd bich

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  • Anonymous

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    soooooooooo stupid
    this stupid thing sucks I love pokemon and I love mewtwo and ho oh so get a life I love god

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  • lynn

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    I’m all for the Lord and love God and stuff too but I think your explanations about the characters is quite a bit extreme. I feel like you are looking at things and making ridiculous rationale on how it is Satanic. Thats like me saying….the color you chose to use at the background on this page looks like storm clouds…and we all know storm clouds are satanic because they represent darkness and destruction….LOL

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    • FriedChicken

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      LOL, i completely agree

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  • Anonymous

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    I’m just laughting
    Seriously ho-oh gay ?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Man go and get a Life ._.

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