The 8 Most Satanic Pokemon


Pokemon (AKA Pocket Monsters) is clearly satanic in that it promotes animal violence, demonism, science, and homosexuality. Rather than do a large article about these topics though we decided to create a list of 8 blatantly satanic Pokemon and why they are evil.


Here is the list of 8 Satanic and Evil Pokemon Monsters:

8. Alakazam

Look at the shape of his head! It is the exact shape of a pentagram.
It is also a Psychic Pokemon and encourages the practice of Witchcraft.



7. Hypno

This Pokemon apparently lures and kidnaps young children. Look it up!



6. Pikachu

The shape of Pikachus tail is the exact shape of the “Satanic Z”.
Sublimal satanic imaging directed at young children at it’s finest.



This Pokemon also evolves into a rather feminine looking pokemon called Raichu.
This may cause children to think that by changing their gender that may gain superpowers.




5. Aerodactyl

This Pokemon is a Dinosaur and Evolves from a Fossil.
True Christians know that the dinosaurs were put on earth by Satan in order to Deceive us.



4. Gengar

This Pokemon is a Ghost. The idea of Ghosts goes against the teachings of God because Ghosts are souls that are not in Heaven or Hell. Gengars head also is a Pentagram.



3. Charizard

This Pokemon like many other evolves from something much weaker and smaller.
Evolution is not real and goes against the teachings of God.
Anything that goes against the teachings of God is Satanic therefore Pokemon is Satanic.



2. Mewtwo

Mewtwo was apparently created in an experiment. This is satanic because it was created by something other than God and only God is allowed to create life. The scientists who created Mewtwo are attempting to be Gods by creating life.





And the most satanic pokemon is:


1. Ho-Oh

Ho-Oh is rainbow colored which is prominently used by Homosexuals.
This Pokemon is encouraging children to be Gay.

It is also an extremely powerful and rare Pokemon so children may think that by becoming homosexuals that they will also become powerful and special as well.




What Do You Think About The Blatant Satanism In Pokemon?
Leave Your Opinion:

Comments (599)

  • I'm Batman

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    Ho-Oh’s rainbow might represent the rainbow that god made to Noah as a promise that he would never flood the earth again. :[

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  • Anonymous

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    ho-oh resembles the rainbow that god sent as a promise that he would never flood the earth again.

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  • Wtf

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    It’s funny cause the only one who points out and sees all these “satanic” characteristics, is you. Get your head out of the religious gutter and go outside and rethink your life.

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  • Jeep man

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    I am a Christian with a family two girls and I’ve played pokemon, sitting in the back of a humvee at that! But what I’m here to say is that it’s a game so calm the fuck down, okay there’s violence well what’s your kid going to say when he sees his backwoods inbred “illumination” “paw” lop the head off of a fuckin chicken, you people bring Christianity down so seriously get to the 21st century and talk about real problems not a harmless fun game

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  • Lotad

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    I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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  • Banananator

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    Shrek is love shrek is life.

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    • Banananator.2000

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      Ignore her, she is malfunctioning…

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  • GUESS WHAT

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    I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!! Cos you’re a complete dick.

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  • Anonymous

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    Satan nor God is real…

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  • Anonymous

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    GOD CHILDREN WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A FREAKIN STUPID GAY THING IS ANYWAY and satan you’re tellin us we can’t draw ANY shape? ;_;

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  • Rayquaza

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    Pokemon is the sheet i have been a pokemon since i was 10 im 15 now and i have never wanted another peepee or man booty and i am wiccan not because of pokemon but because i once saw how Christians brainwash their people to belive in this so called god every wiccan i know is loving peacefull amd love pokemon. Pokemon is ment for all ages and is just a loving fantasy between you and a best friend its like saying having a dog is satanic

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  • Anonymous

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    god isn’t real

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  • hahahahahs

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    Hahahahahahahahahahaha oh my fucking wow…. I didn’t think loopy idiots like you still existed! Do you head down to Salem to burn Witches in your spare time? Also if your”god” created EVERYTHING and rainbows are gay and evil i guess your”god” is gay and evil?

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  • Shit Happens

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    Such negative comments. this guy/girl took the time to give their opinion, at least respect their opinion. when i read Pikachu, i almost got upset because that is my favorite Pokemon since i started Pokemon, However, I respect this person’s opinion and they have many facts in there.

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  • Cock Asian Pokemon

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    church of illumination what do you wish to achieve by this?
    how come sites like these are not banned and lesser evil sites are banned?????????

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  • Anonymous

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    hahhaha stfu. this is the most retarded thing I have ever read. See a therapist.

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  • now

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    while some comments are debatable i agree all things psychic ghost are taboo its been like that foever its just now people have been desensitized by cute little talkin animals lol

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  • Praise The Great Lord Helix

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    This article is full of lies!
    You need to see the light!
    Do not question the ways of the great Lord Helix!
    Or he will send Brid Jesus to carry out his burden!

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    • Bro

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      Lol

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    • guy

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      nice reference

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  • Anonymous

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    Thank you!! You’ve made me realize something very very very important; this world that we live in, is still full of uneducated bastards who have the audacity to play God and make shit up to glorify themselves…Go Fuck yourselves and go Fuck the non existent “God” you believe in!!

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  • What a MORON

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    You know what this is about as awful as the stuff PETA says about Pokemon. It’s people like you who really need to take an IQ test. Most of the crap spewing out of your mouth is so ridiculous I wanna know HOW your feeble little mind got a pentagram from Gengar’s head or the fact that dinosaurs are from Satan. There are seriously better things to be worried about in the world than how morons like you think that “Pokemon is corrupting the system”. It’s a game, not something in real life. Get a grip, get a life, and get over it.

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  • SCREW OFF

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    SCREW OFF ITS A POPULAR GAME. You are racist retarded homosexual hater and jerks first of all you find bs things about stuff and post it and gays have the right to be gay oh oh and other pokemon have the right to be who they are and there are many words I would like to call you it is made up retards there is nothing satanic about it the most satanic is the website maker this website doesn’t deserve to be real so go hate on something else like yourselves retards and saying pokemon is satanic is being racist to Japanese people you dipwads

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  • Anonymous

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    I think this website is retarded it is very rude racist and has religious persecution and really you are hating on a kids tv show that teaches friendship and to never give up really well this website is a waste of the web

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  • Anonymous

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    Hahahaha this is soo stupid in many way that i cant even describe it! They dont know anything about pokemon they are talking shit. They will die if they ever read about giratina or yveltal.

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  • Anonymous

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    This is why people think Christianity is shit. All because of asinine wretches like you. Pokemon is meant for enjoyment for children and individuals of all ages. No one looks at Pokemon in such a way.

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  • lucario

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    Anyone who reads this and believes it needs to get therapy.. psychos. Your why we don’t have nice things.

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  • Dakota Hearts

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    You are so full of Sh!t. Christian my ass. Get laid, drink a beer, and trade ya granny panties in for a big girl thong. Grow up.

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  • Lunesto

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    I’ve been a Pokémon master since I was 8 and I’m 23 now. I’ve never been to jail or become gay. I guess…

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  • Pokémon Master

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    I now see the error of my ways. Thank you for opening my eyes. *sarcastic tone*

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