Legend Of Zelda: Gayness, Murder, and Satanism




1. Immorality and Gender Confusion:

In these games you play as Zelda, a young boy who wears a green dress and tights.

Young boys will also want to wear dresses and tights after playing this game which will cause them to be attracted to other boys and God says it is a sin to lie with another man.

2. Crime and Murder:

To get money In the Legend of Zelda games you sneak into peoples houses and break things.

Children who play this game will think that to get money they should illegally enter houses and break their stuff. Breaking peoples stuff will make these children go to hell.

Zelda also uses a sword in these games which will make children want to murder people with a sword. Murdering people with a sword will make these children go to hell.



3. Satanism and Witchcraft:

Zelda uses witchcraft and cast spells like a fire shield and can even shoot magical arrows. God says witchcraft is a sin therefore Zelda is a satanist and will burn in hell.


Don’t let your children be corrupted by this game!!!


Do You have more evidence that Legend of Zelda is Satanic?
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Comments (290)

  • Zelda

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    I’m a woman.

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  • not ganondorf

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    omGEEEEEE i totes agteeeeeeee hehehahahahahahaha zeldr fans shld g 2 helj. especially zelr and lonk

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  • Anonymous

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    Before you go ahead and make assumptions about ANYTHING – and I’m not just talking about this close-minded analysis, but all the others on this site – maybe you should actually look into these things to see what they’re truly about. Ex. Because the game franchise is called “Legend of Zelda”, most people would assume the main protagonist (or antagonist in your case) is named Zelda, when really that’s the name of the princess you are supposed to save from an evil leader named Ganon who wields dark and deadly magic. See? Wasn’t that so hard actually gathering something called “real information” before you create such unnecessary judgements?

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  • haha

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    this is living proof most of the internet is amazingly gullible. authors, please PLEASE continue.

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  • help

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    I love the legend of Zelda game series but the stories that I read about the game makes me wonder. In skywardsword I kept seeing the all seeing eye and its freaking me out! I’m shaking right now. I just want to know if they do or not. Plus his theory is 95 percent WRONG. The other five percent was when the kids are going to try to act like link, I doubt that the kids will go stab someone in their sleep or something but they may try to dress like him or act like him in a way. Also the heros name is LINK not Zelda that’s how I know you didn’t play the game AT ALL!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

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    btw his name is link not zelda. zelda is the princess in the game

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  • Seriously?

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    You must be joking.
    don’t tell us what is the difference between good and bad when, long time ago, you were burning and torturing billions and billions of people for “The love of god”

    Sincerely, eat a dick.

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  • A Person

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    Is this a fucking joke? Do you really think Link wears a dress? NO! He wears a TUNIC because this game takes place in the PAST! Not the present you fucking dumb-ass!

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  • CuriousSkorge

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    Are you fucking serious? His name is Link you bastard, Zelda is the damn princess.

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  • ha ha no

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    You can diss everything I enjoy nut you diss what my friends enjoy? Especially very close and special friends? Prepare because I have my Zeldsa sword.

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  • WOW

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    LMFAO YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO DUMB AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Only God can judge us and decide whats wrong and right. Not you. Not me. Therefore you need to take all your pathetic opinions and keep them to yourself. No one wants to deal with someone like you. Saying that Legend of Zelda makes people gay is like saying that milk and vegetables can make you fly. Thats something a parent would say to their kids to get them to eat the vegetables. This website is doing the same thing. You are trying to stop people from being gay. That is not YOUR decision. It is theirs. I have no comment on whether thats the right thing or not, just stating what is going on here. Legend of Zelda has been a big part of my life and many of my friends lives too and that has not caused me or anyone for that matter to be gay. You are a manipulative person and you might as well join the illimunati because you are no better yourself. You’re one of those “fake believers” that I’ve heard of. One of those “fake believers” that will get justice sent to them. You will not be saved. I promise you that. SEND ME AN EMAIL WITH A REPLY. GO FOR IT. I DARE YOU. I FEAR NOTHING BUT GOD HIMSELF.

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    • proud atheist

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      I FEAR NOTHING BUT GOD HIMSELF! COME ON! SEND ME AN EMAIL TOO! I DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! I TRIPLE-DOG DARE YOU

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  • Anonymous

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    LINK!! not Zelda!! Zelda is the princess that Link is trying to save from Ganon! You can say whatever you want, but please, talk about things you know!

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  • Fuck you

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    1st his name is LINK not Zelda. Zelda is the princess who you have to save. 2nd i’ve played this game since i was 4 and i’ve never committed any crimes. 3rd the church of illumination is a atheist church dumbass

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  • Nobody

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    When will you stop spewing absolute nonsense, or ‘blasphemy’ as you Christians call it? You are clearly poorly educated:
    1. The character is called LINK, not ZELDA.
    2. He is not wearing a skirt. It is a TUNIC, common clothes for people in medieval times.
    3. As I have stated before, your ‘Video Games Cause Violence BS has no actual proof. Considering the fan base the Legend of Zelda has, there should be mass reports of people being killed by Grade 2 Kids with a sword.
    So until you can prove anything, would you kindly shut up?

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  • Your Mom.

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    You incompetent imbecilic waste of natural selection. Your brain would be put to better use in a baboon rather than squandered like it is in yours.

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  • anonymous

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    OK are you serious!!! I love this game and it is my favorite video game. This website is stupid. First of all let me point out that in the original legend of zelda the intended religion for the series was supposed to be Christianity and even though Nintendo changed the mythology for the rest of the games there are still Christian references in the game. The original artwork for A Link to The Past, Link is shown kneeling in front of a cross. In the game the three golden goddesses Din, Nayru, and Farore created the world which is similar to the Trinity in Christianity because its three of them. Second of all I would like to point out that Link is the hero in the game. am I right?! exactly. In my opinion Link is supposed to be like Jesus. He is the savior of Hyrule and the chosen one of the goddesses, Just like in Christianity Jesus is God’s son and Savior of the world. So don’t you dare say that The legend of Zelda is of the devil because its not. Oh and not to mention I saw an article on how blacks aren’t human. That is cruel and racist and so therefore that is the reason this website is also stupid!! What happened to humanity!!!!!!

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    • A Person

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      Don’t forget that also in the first and second games, Link has a cross on his shield instead of the Tri-force

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  • Anonymous

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    Someone did not play the games…
    I’m pretty sure Link’s leggings are pretty standard dress for “common folk” in the middle ages.

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    • Random person

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      They do wear those leggings at them renaissance fairs, and a good portion of those people get all historical and stuff. Also they do look more like tights in the game, except Windwaker.

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  • proudathiest

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    Every article just gets dumber and dumber. first off, you meant to be talking about link(yet another example of your incredible lack of fact checking), secondly, the ones about blacks not being human and men being better then women was bad enough(btw im a white male), BUT DONT EVER FUCK WITH ZELDA

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    • Dylan Lemire... I'll damn right sign my name.

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      Damn right! YOU FUCK WITH LINK I’LL HAVE YOUR UGLY VIRGIN BALLS ON A PIKE YOU PRICK.

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    • Random person

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      Even if this site had any shred of credibility, this should have destroyed it. Not so much for the claim that Zelda is bad for your soul, but just the obvious sheer lack of research that was put into this article.

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  • A voice of truth

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    What am I reading?

    Even to this day, I still do not know whether this is intended to be satire or is just that bad. The vibes I am getting from the variant spelling errors is this is an atheist’s website and that their kids are the ones posting. It would make the most sense considering the content and sources. Or, lack thereof.

    But, it is not even good satire. And hardly even recognizable as a troll attempt. I may have found one of the very few places left on the internet where this kind of battle and war rages on in earnest, and without knowledge.

    For the record, anyone who is legitly considering argument should look elsewhere, or maybe hit me up. I am unfortunately the smartest guy I know. Sort of. I have good sources.

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