Legend Of Zelda: Gayness, Murder, and Satanism




1. Immorality and Gender Confusion:

In these games you play as Zelda, a young boy who wears a green dress and tights.

Young boys will also want to wear dresses and tights after playing this game which will cause them to be attracted to other boys and God says it is a sin to lie with another man.

2. Crime and Murder:

To get money In the Legend of Zelda games you sneak into peoples houses and break things.

Children who play this game will think that to get money they should illegally enter houses and break their stuff. Breaking peoples stuff will make these children go to hell.

Zelda also uses a sword in these games which will make children want to murder people with a sword. Murdering people with a sword will make these children go to hell.



3. Satanism and Witchcraft:

Zelda uses witchcraft and cast spells like a fire shield and can even shoot magical arrows. God says witchcraft is a sin therefore Zelda is a satanist and will burn in hell.


Don’t let your children be corrupted by this game!!!

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Comments (342)

  • Zach Stephensen

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    Well… Um…. Yeah… Okay… Link is sexy though, isn’t he? I mean, I’d ride him.

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  • Anonymous

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    and also kids are not going to hell for breaking things because they are not even accountable for their sins yet

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  • jigig

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    the game is a little demonic but u kill demons anyways

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  • Anonymous

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    this is the funniest sh*t ive read in a long time. Break things go to hell!!!

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  • You Hypocrites

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    You don’t cast spells, you are given sacred powers

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  • Anonymous

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *pant* *pant*
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    You’re stupid…

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  • anonymous

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    The time in the bible is also when males and females may wear tunics which resemble dresses.

    Again just saying….

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  • Derp

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    People who can’t spell are evil and satanic and will burn in hell cuz I said so

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  • IT'S LINK!!!!!!!!

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    HIS NAME IS LINK YOU ASSHATS!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

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    this is fucking hilarious! you are a very skilled troll and i salute you!

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  • julia

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    You play as LINK. Zelda is the princess, you idiot. At least do some research before you do your little rant.

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  • wqd

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    kill urself

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  • Lucifer

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    The main characters name is link and its not a dress it’s tunic

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  • Sableye

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    Hm….
    How do I put this nicely so that my athiest body doesn’t burn in the vast pits of your fake hell?

    Oh! I know!
    Fact!

    In the beginning of “The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time”, your character, after the dream sequence scene and the Great Deku Tree’s monologue – wait, let’s start from the very very beginning.

    FIRST, you can see from the opening scene in front of Hyrule Castle (which is illuminated by candlelight) shows that the game takes place in a time period before electricity (I.E. medieval times), where magic was believed to exist.

    Second, we rearrive to the time after the Great Deku Tree has sent Navi the Fairy to our hero,where Navi refers to the “boy without a fairy” as Link, not Zelda.

    Third, the natural male attire of the Kokiri Tribe (the race of our hero’s peers and friends) is a tunic (not a dress) and tights. The natural female attire of female Kokiri is a dress and tights. These clothings kept them warm during winters and cool during summers, which dispells your notion that young boys would want to dress like our young hero and “be attratcted to one another.”
    (Just to say, it is never statd

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  • jesus help these people

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    ok before you people start acting like the idiots you are and post all this random crap, why don’t you just get your facts right first? The name of the protagonist in this game is Link. He is a guy who wears a TUNIC not a dress because this was medeivil times ok. Zelda is the princess that link rescues in the game. Get your freaking facts right

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  • Gods real name is Slim Shady

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    Well we don’t have to worry about your children being corrupted, cause ya’ll are doing a good job your self.

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  • Zelda

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    I’m a woman.

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    • Eko Smithson

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      I am just wanting to state not reply to the user who i am replying to but this goes directly to the site of the church of illuminati,
      #1: Zelda is the princess and btw she is a woman.
      #2: You play as Link. And fire shield is known by dins fire.
      dont try to say its after a god. because din is greek for blazes.
      #3. Link has a friend named saria which turns out in other games or if you read the publishing site of Zelda and the ocarina of time, saria is links lover.

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    • Anon

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      I hate how people are always getting Link and Zelda confused. If theyre gonna write an article like this, they should at least know what they’re talking about too

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    • /p

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      y/p

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  • not ganondorf

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    omGEEEEEE i totes agteeeeeeee hehehahahahahahaha zeldr fans shld g 2 helj. especially zelr and lonk

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    • Jessica

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      How about this. Before you decide to turn around and judge someone about the fake video games they play you learn to SPELL!

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    • de buus

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      You can’t even spell correctly, maybe you should go to hell for that

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  • SHIT

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    you pice of shit waste of oxygen

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  • Hope

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    Yes, I love zelda. Yes, all my other comments on here go against this site. But there ARE some valid points that, if these people actually did their research, could bring up.

    Anyways, the main underline of the plot is based on three high godesses and many lesser ones. This goes against the One True God. Also, everyone believes in this religion; we don’t see opposers ANYWHERE. It’s just them Hylians with their false idols.

    Branching off of that, the Trifirce. The Triforce is the golden power that the goddesses left behind for humans after they “created” the world. Anyone who retrieves this power will have any wish granted. The humans would become god instead of The Lord being the one. Yes, you need the virtue of courage, power, or wisdom but still. Magic.

    There are a lot of spirit, undead things, and ghosts. I will (loosely) quote what this site said in its Pokemon article: “Ghosts go against God becuase they are spirits that are not in Heaven or Hell.” Not only that, but magic can bring the dead back to life. And that person casting the spell would be essentially be playing god.

    Speaking of playing god, Link and Zelda both time travel and change time around them with a few musical notes. Playing god.

    There are some other things I could say, but I think this is enough. Let the hate come.

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    • Matthew

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      I couldnt agree more, and i too believe there is only one god, but its technichly(correct me if my spelling is wrong)just a story. sure,sure, even that could be bad, but just because you read a story about some fairy princess, it doesnt make the book a bad book, or you a bad person. And, come on guys, everyone knows Zelda is just a book with animations. And no one is thinking of the puzzles in the game. When im 26 and i have children(maybe), id definetly want them to play Zelda. There is so many good puzzels in the game that no one even cares and skips the cut-scenes with *cough*demon lord ghiriham*cough*, but still, DEMON lord ghiriham. That is really the only part of ANY zelda game that annoys me.

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  • The surrpressed white

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    Link is the charictor you play as first of all. And before you start pointing fingers at swords and violence, need I remind you of an event called the crusades? The crusades occurred in midevil times where men could wear dresses in the spring, as well as tights. Next, as well as combat, where creatures attack you, and you need to defend yourself ledgend of Zelda is a puzzle game that involves timing, mony management and decision making. This game created by the nentendo franchise is no more violent than a cartoon. And all that witchcraft? This is also a product of imagination. It’s the suspension of disbelief. We all know it’s not real. An island can’t fly in the sky, you still get burned by waiting ear rings, and putting heavy iron boots in your backpack won’t make you float. It’s the thrill of the game. It’s being someone else for a few hours. It’s saving hyrule.

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  • Anon

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    ok 1 the PROTAGONIST is called link the princess is called Zelda 2 the only time men would wear a dress and tights is when they are cosplaying as him but that doesn’t make them gay looking up to something and thinking it would be cool to be that person doesn’t mean they will be gay 3kids aren’t stupid they realise that you don’t get money if you go into someones house and break things and link only uses a sword to defend himself against various monsters this doesn’t make children want to go out and stab someone

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  • Link

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    You know nothing about zelda. first of the main protagonist is named Link not zelda. second Zelda and Link dont murder people rather they defend and protect their fellow hylians from the evil king Gannon and gannons goons.

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