Athletes Illuminati Affiliation 2013



Please note that most of these artists are not Illuminati members but are actually funded, promoted, and protected by the Illuminati/Global Elite in exchange for favors.

These include: Using Illuminati Symbolism, Sexual Favors, Imagery, Clothing/Attire, Oaths to Protect Illuminati Secrets, Promoting Sex, Drugs, and Violence, Promoting Atheism, Masonry, Satanism, and more….


  • Shaquille O’ Neil (Self Confessed Mason)
  • Cristiano Ronaldo
  • Kobe Bryant
  • Lebron James
  • Serena Williams
  • Manti ‘Teo
  • Lance Armstrong




    MISC:
  • Tyra Banks
  • Ellen Degeneres
  • Mark Zuckerberg
  • Kim Kardashian
  • Khloe Kardashian
  • Kate Upton
  • Miranda Kerr
  • Comments (78)

    • ANONYMOUS

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      cr7 is a friend of ozil he reads al quran too

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    • ANONYMOUS

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      WHY U SO STUPAD

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    • Unknown

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      I barely could see bullshits over here. However, those association/religion/belief/whatever-they-call-it…DO EXIST. NO OFFENCE!

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    • Anonymous

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      Wow you people are stupid for believing this crap and there is no god who would listen to you crazy people.

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    • snooker

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      seems like a lot of confusion. just accept christ as your savior, and take no mark on your right hand or forehead, and you WILL be saved. let other idiots find out the hard way.

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    • ectoBiologist

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      really? kate upton?

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    • God fearing

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      Why why khloe kardashian why

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    • D,nt be naif man

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      Do nt be naif man

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      • ozil

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        fuck you

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    • Cro u fool us. Why?

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      Cro u fool us. Why becuz of money n’ wealth. God is the provider of everything.

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      • Lisa

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        i I LOVE JESUS CHRIST WITH ALL MY HEART AND YALL ARE SOME RETARDED PEOPLE IF U DONT LOVE JESUS

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        • Anonymous

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          your an

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        • Anonymous

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          your a retard

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        • nabil

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          i love jesus but as a profet not as god there is only one god allah that is the true message search it up for yourself not what the media saying

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        • that one fur fag

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          Ugh… Christians today…

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        • Blackoudan

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          JESUS IS A FUCKING RETARD. HE DOESNT EXIST! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! YOU ARE A MANIAC! you need to go to the hostpital and they need to tie you and give you pills until you can think right.

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          • anonymous

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            Shaquille O Neal is actually a Muslim!! know this for a personal fact!!

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    • Marozia

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      Don’t forget Oscar Pistorius. He can be added to your collection of names.

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    • Anonymous

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      Cristiano Ronaldo? are you crazy? are you out of your mind? Dont involve Real athletes in this bullshit, Dont involve sports in this. Dont be a fool….

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    • Anonymous

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      im pretty sure free masons were against people such as satan and people like england trying to control the colonies…

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    • themanwithabong"sloth"

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      dont forget
      Joey clark
      Bryan hill
      Sean gray
      Jon ramano chander
      avi ramano chander
      Matt gnightin
      alex hauss

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      • themanwithabong"sloth"

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        forgive my horrible spelling

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    • Anonymous

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      why u frgt messi

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      • Iliekturtlesz

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        None of this has any evidence and just so everyone knows the illuminati was a group of scientists from the 1600s.

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        • nabil

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          hahah you believe that movie of tom hanks about the illuminati a group of scientist from the 1600 my ass!

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    • Anonymous

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      6565

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    • Anonymous

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      Masonry is not satantic nor is it the practice or anything evil. They worship God the same as the church down the road. Smh. Whoever runs this site has wayy TO MUCH free time.

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      • Goku

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        Masonry is sex-related and worships the lowest of the low, and many famous people are masons such as the founder: George Washington

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        • Anonymous

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          If illumanati is real it makes sense its just part of satans plan to corrupt this world, our minds bodies and souls. To turn us away from our savior nd into his satanic kingdom .nd it began with Adam and eve. This earth is pretty much corrupted . To say that its not real is like saying that there is no god ,its being close minded. Just keep the lord in your heart and soul nd try not be influenced by the media, music ..etc enjoy nature and the simple pleasures of life and give more than u recieve .nd that could nething …a simple hello or a smile .god bless

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          • Anonymous

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            Wow.god bles u

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          • Iliekturtlesz

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            I hate how so many people say this. If killing is a sin god should be in hell look in the bible look how many times hes killed innocent people according to that book. Hes raped and hes murdered.

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            • afshfjjjljj

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              wow you must be an atheist. You accuse GOD of sin. He made you and therefore he can take you out. We as people made nothing. And GOD doesn’t kill he simply lets you run out of chances. You will have eternalness whether in hell or heaven.

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        • crimson fan

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          I am an Eastern star, we do Not worship the devil. People this is serious stuff…believe..

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      • Anonymous

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        4 real? masons worship lucifer and some of the grand masons are told that. i even knew one who was 20 years a mason an he told that they worship devil and he died two weeks later,.

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      • mike

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        you are wrong sir. freemasonry is a religion in it self. they call god what is there god. Lucifer. not your god, Jehovah or your savior jesus. they are closer to kabbalah than anything else. which is very satanic

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    • carol

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      Oops my bad…there is Kim K….you people make me laugh…keep posting shit so I can keep commenting….see I as many commenting on this site know the REAL GOD and not your false idol

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      • Goku

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        Um, dude obviously Kim K is in it because shes famous and I dont believe in any human being above another because I worship only one and only God and thats the Creator of the Heavens and the Earth

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        • Veta

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          Carol u need to wake up sister!!!!

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    • Slik kay

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      Lits is too short. Basically anyone who’s famous is illuminati

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    • Nico

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      Add Oprah.

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      • Anonymous

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        oh wow

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    • Anonymous

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      ERU NBAMI OOO

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    • anonymous

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      Illuminati freaks I guess that’s what use are called one thing for sure don’t call yourselfs high class people becouse you are rich and famous on earth, reather be concern about where your soul is going if you are made for hell and want to follow a wanna be god(Satan) don’t try to drag Gods children into this cause you playing with fire and fire you will get on judgment day.

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      • w

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        You are dumb.

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      • Anonymous

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        Heaven is for good people and the other place is for bad people

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    • Fuck u

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      You need to stop tell people that you talked to god cause u didn’t ur messed up in the head and you need to get a life

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    • Anonymous

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      I’m probably gonna start trouble but y’all really don’t know when Jesus is coming back. How would y’all know if he’s coming September 11th 2013??? Get you facts straight before y’all start crap ok? Do I make myself clear??? Alrighty then carry on! :P

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      • church of illumination

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        BECAUSE I TALKED TO GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

        DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?????

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        • ryan

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          not really! explain. please enlighten use

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          • Anonymous

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            Why don’t you read your bible where it says no one not even angels in heaven and not even Jesus himself know s when he’s coming back.

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        • Anonymous

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          Yeah right God wouldn’t tell you when the rapture takes place! In the bible it says no one not even the angels in heaven and not even Jesus himself knows when the rapture takes place! So u need to read your bible ok? :P

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          • church of illumination

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            THAT PART OF THE BIBLE WAS ADDED BY FEMINISTS TO TRY AND CONDEMN THOSE WHO HAVE AQCTUALLY TALKED TO GOD LIKE MYSELF!!!!

            I SUGGEST YOU PRAY TO GOD FOR YOUR DOUBTS

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            • Jacob

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              No man will no the day time or hour I don’t care who you are you know nothing

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            • Christian

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              Okay dude I wuz with u up til now. They’re right no man knows da day or da hour. No matter how good u can prophesize. Real talk

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            • matt

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              You have never talked to god and you sound ridiculous. Its impossible to read what you write and not laugh hysterically. There is no proof to back up anything you have said, it is all just made up. There is no god, there is no satan. (IMO) Im not knocking religion, I believe it is the right thing for many people and helps a lot of people deal with the question of what we are, but I am knocking your “religion”. There are 40 billion + planets like earth, that can sustain life, and i’m quite sure that they have never heard of anything your dumbass is talking about. You are truly an idiot.

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            • Annonymous

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              Ok matt you need to get off, if your not a Christian I suggest you stay out, jesus died on the cross, there are testimonies from other people around the world who have died and have seen angels and god, there is a man in Africa that was dead for three days and came back and told his story of how he seen the gates of heaven and hell, david the angel told him to tell everyone he knew that his people better listen because that was the only warning he was givin him before he came back, and I truly feel sorry for you I hope you find peace in your life, because clearly you need god, and god loves everyone all you have to do is ask him to come in your life and he will be there, I don’t care what you say about other planets, because god said human wisdom is foolishness

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        • Anon

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          Why do you yell? Jesus would never yell cause he doesn’t need to. Those that want to listen will hear, no need to yell. There is no yelling in the order of the light. Condescension is not a trait of the light either. Satan and his followers yell, scream, and belittle. Our fight is hard enough without in-fighting. Greet those that seek the light with open arms and warm smiles.

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          • church of illumination

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            I YELL BECAUSE NOONE IS LISTENING TO ME!!!!!

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            • Anonymous

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              That part of the bible i was talking about was certainly not written by a feminist! And let me tell you so,etching else if your saved your going to heaven; God will not disown you. I’m a Baptist. I go to church every Sunday. I’ll talk to my pastor and tell him what your doing because some of this just doesn’t seem right!

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            • Anonymous

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              WELL SCREW YOU. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKIN ABOUT ON MOST THINGS. YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW WHEN THE RAPTURE TAKES PLACE. YOUR NOT GOD SO QUIT BEING SO IGNORANT YOU IGNORANT BUTTHOLE! PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU BECAUSE THEY DON’T BELIEVE LIKE YOU! :P

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            • Anonymous

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              Im definety with you on the Illuminati theories man. keep them up !

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            • Anonymous

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              If god won’t tell Jesus the rapture time why would he tell u

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        • carol

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          I just talked to God also and he told me to tell you that you are not taking your medication anymore and he would like for you to please start taking it again!!

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        • wow

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          No you didn’t, you retarded fuck. Seriously are you this fucking stupid? doesn’t it say in the Bible that NO ONE will know except his father? you and every other person that believes the bullshit you write all need to do a mass suicide together because you’re nothing but a waste of fresh air. Degenerate little fuck.

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      • Anonymous

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        I bet by September 12th, 2013, this site will not exist anymore. I will definetly laugh that day!

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        • church of illumination

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          NOBODY WILL BECAUSE THAT DAY IS JUDGMENT DAY

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          • carol

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            Why wait for judgement day….we are willing to judge you right here right now…come on now…we are waiting to give you your just rewards!!

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            • Christian

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              Dude…..get real! And to Carol nd Wow…I like that. That wuz funny! Lol

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          • wow

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            I’m pretty sure i’ve heard that about 7 times in the last 15 years. Yet, i’m still here.

            Quit trying to get people to think like you, because you’re dumb as f*ck

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    • Kndoxdj

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      God is a god who keeps eynevore alive and he made eynevore. From the time we were born. He created our life.He created our earthThe Big Bang is a myth.It was god.Satan is a sick, cruel man. He’s a lie. He tries to get into your mind and god tries to teach you to do the right things. Good things don’t happen when you wait for them to happen. Good things happen when you make them happen. I will always love god, He is first of my life. He will someday guide me to great adventures, While i experience new things And people say i’m a goody-two shoes even my parents! xD But that shows that i’m still one of god’s children. And when i go to heaven i will be apart of the angels, Singing forever and living on golden clouds, and before i reach heaven, the man with the book. (Forgot his name for a sec) It would have lots and LOTS of good information about me I have 1 girl in my class who is evil, and loves the devil. But some say she’s my evil counterpart. Weird right? But I will follow my heart and live my life while god shows me the golden path.

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      • Anonymous

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        amen

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      • Peter

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        You are a fool. You essentially are only doing good to go to heaven. For the reward. Wake Up. You are no different than Satanists in that respect.

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    • Anonymous

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      whoever wrote this stuff is on hard crack for sure, jesus is coming sept 11 of this year eh? what if ur wrong? ofcourse, ull make something else up to make up. these lists r pointless, theres no interest in explaining anything, may U ROT IN HELL for ur ignorance

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      • ANONYMOUS

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        NOoNE knows the day, hour or time which Jesus will be coming. Not even the angels in heaven. Even Jesus himself doesn’t know when he’ll be coming. Only the Father *GOD* Knows !!

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        • Yeezy

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          BO KNOWS!

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    • Anonymous

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      Promoting Atheism makes you Illuminati?! Which button to I click on to get some of that crack you’re smoking?

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      • Anonymous

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        HE SAID IT DOESNT MAKE YOU ILLUMINATI. THEY JUST PROMOTE !

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